Goodbye Asheville: Oh boy (no pictures...)

How can I even write this? Yeah, I'm doing it. It's a tribute to guys I've met here... the only time I've ever met guys and only when I was 21.

It's a coming of age. It's a big deal and you were here for it, Asheville.

1. Good to start. You were good enough at the time. Sorry I'm a little crazy.
   
2. Whoa, I got a hottie, or so I thought. Good summer fling.
   
3. I do like white boy gangsters. Crap. Then I got too clingy.
4. You're not white so it's okay. But you have two kids and your girlfriend is having another?!
5. WORST IDEA EVER. No other words needed. Just a big fat mistake. What an asshole.
   

I'm too good for this... and I'm not kidding.

Next time: you need a car and a job.